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Thursday, March 6, 2014

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Not that I necessarily agree or that I've had time to process but I think it's just absolutely marvelous that Kissinger is still around and still giving his thoughts on geopolitics. I'd say the same goes for Brzezinski, but I don't have anywhere near the same faible for him.



Kissinger goes on to give his policy prescription and it's worth reading.  This is a fun little bit, though: 


The West must understand that, to Russia, Ukraine can never be just a foreign country. Russian history began in what was called Kievan-Rus. The Russian religion spread from there. Ukraine has been part of Russia for centuries, and their histories were intertwined before then. Some of the most important battles for Russian freedom, starting with the Battle of Poltava in 1709 , were fought on Ukrainian soil. The Black Sea Fleet — Russia’s means of projecting power in the Mediterranean — is based by long-term lease in Sevastopol, in Crimea. Even such famed dissidents as Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn and Joseph Brodsky insisted that Ukraine was an integral part of Russian history and, indeed, of Russia.
While Kissinger walks this back in his prescriptions, this sounds dangerously like Bibi's coalition* Israeli Economics Minister Naftali Bennett calling the West Bank (a/k/a "Judea and Samaria") the "heartland" of Israel (a loathsome term I'm convinced came secretly packed in Jeremy Gimpel's luggage when he made Aliyah.) 

*It would be deeply unfair to Finance Minister Yair Lapid or Justice Minister Tzipi Livni to be included in that statement.  However, Avigdor Lieberman can cram it with walnuts.

- Anime 

Katz







My girlfriend and I have two cats. 

Our female was a stray until she was a little under a year old, and we did most of the domestication ourselves. That was a while ago and now she acts like a somewhat high strung nine and a half pound kitten. 
Our boy was born in a cat colony, but discovered when he was a couple of days old and has been with people ever since (and with us since he was maybe 7 weeks old.)He is in every way a fifteen pound kitten.
The only way you could ever tell that our girl was ever a stray is that every so often, our boy gets on her nerves (he's much more playful than she is) and she beats the ever loving crap out of him.
The lesson? You can take the cat out of the alley, but you can never take the alley out of the cat.

- Anime 

In Defense of The Ultimate Warrior

(culled and adapted from my initial post under a different pseudonym at Cagesideseats.com: http://www.cagesideseats.com/2012/6/13/3081645/css-pro-wrestling-tournament-match-3-gorgeous-george-vs-14-ultimate#105210931)



The Ultimate Warrior was, for a not-too-brief period, an absolute megastar in this-ah business-ah. He succeeded as a gimmick aimed at kids, and his legacy has been tarnished because Warrior the man is an epic weirdo (so much so that he legally changed his name to Warrior.)

From the late 80’s to the early 90’s (roughly 88-91, if we want to bookend it but I wouldn’t put too fine a point on it due to Warrior’s capricious nature), Warrior was an absolutely huge draw. Though we may look back and laugh, Warrior’s demolition of the Honky Tonk Man for the WWF Intercontinental championship made waves. His Wrestlemania VI match with Hulk Hogan was genuinely great, and he had a lengthy run at the top of the WWF. While business may have gone down during his title run, I think there are external factors which have to be considered. Warrior carried the belt during the height of a recession. After his first absence (which correlated perfectly with the federal ban on steroids), a noticeably smaller Warrior returned and was still a huge draw in a WWF which was still marketed towards kids. His final two runs, in 96 and 98, were basically nostalgia runs derailed by Warrior’s aforementioned capricious nature.
The Ultimate Warrior’s character was not aimed at smarks. That is obvious. What is also obvious is that Warrior was AMAZING at getting over with the kids he was targeted at and the gimmick he was given. He was meant to be confusing and awe-inspiring. His superhero physique and power style made buck, and he played the gimmick perfectly. 20 years after his peak, we still discuss wrestlers (and particularly monster babyfaces) in terms of Warrior – Cena’s shoulder tackles, Batista’s ring shaking, Goldberg’s snorting, Ryback’s entirely derivative gimmick. However much those references might be intended as derisive by the smark community, they remain indicative of Warrior’s lasting impact. You have to be very big, very famous, and very dominant in the pro graps industry to leave that sort of a lasting legacy, and that means you drew coin, even if your tenure on top is remembered less than fondly.
Finally, I think a big part of Warrior’s legacy (or lack thereof) is his acrimonious departure from both WWE and WCW. Think of how few wrestlers this is true of: Warrior succeeded in the business on his own terms, beat Vince McMahon in court, and is comfortably self-reliant in his retirement. Vince is well known for his ability to carry a grudge. No other wrestler has been a target of a DVD like “The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior”. Warrior’s treatment has been the opposite of the lionization of Owen. He’d probably have even fared better historically if he’d simply been whited out like Chris Benoit. Instead, Warrior lurks in the margins as a Jimmy Carter-figure: years of scorn have reduced to a punchline what was, in reality, a very popular figure in his heyday.
Warrior was a shitty worker in the ring. He became unstable and unreliable after his first big run. His promos were bizarre. Dave Meltzer utterly hates his guts, and Warrior’s blog is not on par with the top dirtsheet. However, Warrior deserves his place in history: he’s a rightful Hall of Famer and frankly, something of a legend in this business-ah. Don’t let fans whose perceptions are colored by an ornery Vince McMahon obscure just how great Warrior was at his job in his prime.

- Anime

May I Make Montaigne Proud

Welcome to the Alt-New-Land. We* hope to displace your worldview through ponderous ruminations, general blowhardery, replies to the people we read, and all other manner of prattling folderol. My name isn't Anime Bollocks, but that is what We** shall use for now.  Expect a stream of consciousness that would do Faulkner proud, and you, dear Reader, are encouraged to reply in the comments.

The topics on my mind of late (and as usual) have been sabermetrics as applied to baseball, smark analysis of pro graps, general wonkery on domestic (American) political economy, law, rhetoric, non-monogamy, gastronomy, and the liberal Zionism from the perspective of the Diaspora. I skew Tory but I think that means something different in the United States in 2014 than what you'd might expect.

That's all I have to say for now, but expect more shortly.

- Anime

*Is it the royal we? No. There's more than one of us.
**This is the royal We.